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In Nevada, there’s a group of sleuths Whose job is to uncover the truth They’re called Liberty Investigative Journalism And they’ll dig up dirt with their wit and schism
Their articles are funny, witty, and sassy Sometimes they’ll make you feel quite classy Other times, you’ll feel zero pity For the folks they expose in their ditty
They’ll uncover scandals big and small And make sure that the public knows it all From political corruption to shady deals They’ll write about it with humor and zeal
So if you’re a scumbag politician in Nevada You better watch out, or you might get Nevada Liberty Investigative Journalism on the case And they won’t stop until they’ve won the race
So here’s to the reporters who keep us informed And to the sources who keep them adorned Thank you for keeping the public in the know And for making sure that truth will always glow.
