UPDATED: 28NOV23 6:30PM
What motivated Clara Andriola, Washoe County Democrat, to seek out and present “The Dignity ☭ Index / Pledge” to the County Commission, wasting $3500 dollars on this taxpayer-funded presentation? This initiative, characterized as a group manipulation, a gnostic, censorial, anti-free speech endeavor with elements of peer pressure and progressive psychological operations, poses as a genuine consultancy. For insights on countering group manipulation tactics employed by “The Dignity ☭ Index / Pledge,” refer to the information provided in the linked resource, “How to Counter Group Manipulation Tactics.” In fact, click through all the reference links presented below and understand how Eric Brown, Clara Andriola, Mariluz Garcia and Alexis Hill are wasting struggling taxpayer’s resources to bully dissenting voices. Then bookmark clara4washoe.com to learn why Clara Andriola is a Democrat, and Washoe GOP Bruce Parks is her uniparty defender/enabler. So who is the Handler, Clara?
Red Rock Strategies/Joe Lombardo?
Riley Sutton and Jason Guinasso?
Who is The Handler, Eric?
Who is The Handler, Alexis?
Who is the Handler, Mariluz?
In the annals of political absurdity, where the line between reality and satire becomes as blurry as a politician’s campaign promises, step forward the illustrious Washoe County Political Handler. Move over, puppet masters and kingmakers; it’s time for the unsung hero who pulls the strings behind the scenes, and probably spends a lot of time ironing those strings too.
Picture this: Presidents, US Senators, US Congress members, Supreme Court Justices, Governors, Brittany Spears, Taylor Swift, Snoop Dogg—all gracefully handled, like delicate pieces of china in the hands of a meticulous collector. And now, drumroll please, the Washoe County Commissioners have joined the ranks of the exquisitely handled.
But what exactly does a political handler do for these esteemed commissioners? According to an encoded text string that reads like a secret society’s meeting minutes, the handler seems to be the gatekeeper of all things movement-related. Perhaps they’re in charge of ensuring that commissioners don’t make any sudden or awkward gestures—because in politics, a poorly executed wave can bring down a government, or at least lead to an embarrassing viral video.
And who is this mysterious handler, this shadowy figure lurking behind the scenes? The text string leaves us with more questions than answers. We know it’s a man, but is that sexist? Did the position go through a rigorous hiring process, or was it a case of ‘all other duties as assigned’? Did a woman even get a chance to apply, or is the political handler’s office strictly a “no ladies allowed” affair?
Commissioner Mike Clark, when reached for comment, expressed profound ignorance about the existence of his own handler. Whether this is due to a clandestine handler-napping or just an oversight in the bureaucratic shuffle remains unclear. Meanwhile, Commissioner Jeanne Herman insists that when it comes to branding cattle, she’s the boss—no mishandling here.
The real mystery, though, is whether the commissioners themselves are aware of their handlers. Do they, in the midst of budget discussions and policy debates, pause to reflect on the subtle guidance of their puppeteers? Is there a secret handshake or a knowing nod that signals, “I’m being handled right now”?
In a world where reality often outstrips fiction, the Washoe County Political Handler stands as a testament to the absurdity of the political circus. So, next time you see a commissioner executing a flawless handshake or delivering a well-timed quip, spare a thought for the unsung hero behind the scenes—the handler who, like a political Mary Poppins, ensures that no umbrella (or commissioner) goes out of control.
Who is The Handler, Clara?
Who is The Handler, Eric?
Who is The Handler, Alexis?
Who is the Handler, Mariluz?
Man, this Dignity Index is a big crazy rabbit hole that ends in holistic collective consciousness. Like all Gnostic bullshit, it gauges true values as partially elevated and itself as even more enlightened. This is how this garbage always works.https://t.co/7yOTxkCUR0 pic.twitter.com/xRezTNSRB4
— James Lindsay, against magic (@ConceptualJames) June 17, 2023
So crackpot. So desperate for magic. So New Age Hermeticism. Word magic is always their favorite. pic.twitter.com/v1e7EwN0Yn
— James Lindsay, against magic (@ConceptualJames) June 17, 2023
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— 🇺🇸 NEVADA LIBERTY 🇺🇸 (@Nevada_Liberty) November 27, 2023
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